Saturday, August 26, 2006

PARIS - LUCERNE - FLORENCE

Hi all, i would have posted earlier in Lucerne but the website was down, and i would've posted earlier in Florence, but laws over here say you need ID for the internet cafe and at the time i was ID less.

PARIS
After my last remarks the three of us made our way to the hotel to pick-up our bags then headed to a busabout hostel where Kath would spend here remaining night in Paris. We walked up to Sacre Coeur, where the skies that had threatened us the hole day finally dropped its load. We sheltered down a side path, under a tree and ate our last meal. Kath had bought wine before we met up so we emptied the bottle and dined on bbq chicken (very parisian) and cheese, baguette and chocolate. Kath and Dani had a psuedo supermarket brand of rice pudding. It was all class.

Once the rain let up, we headed followed the small windy roads down the mountain toward the red-light district... really just up the road from Kath's hostel. Took a few photos of the Moulin Rouge and, to avoid anyone trying to entice us in for a show, we strolled down the glorified median strip until we reached the hostel. We had stowed our bags in what is affectionally known as the dungeon before Sacre Coeur, so after retrieving the bags we said goodbye to Kath and jumped onto the train that would take us to Gare de L'est.

The overnight train to Basil was a sleepless six hours. My alarm sounded half an hour before our stop. We jumped off at Basil, then onto another train that would take us to Lucerne. It was still early when we arrived, only 8ish, so we dropped our bags at reception, picked up a few tour maps and, still groggy, explored Lucerne.

LUCERNE
Lucerne is magnificant, to say the least. I've already worked out were i'd like to bulid the holiday house; i'm thinking enough bedrooms for a few visiting families, large living area with open fire place, the architecture needs to help hide the house since its on the side of a hill overlooking Lucerne Lake. Though the helipad will be hard to hide.

But i digress. Lucerne is clean, the air is crisp. The country side is amazing, the city is a fantastic mix of old world and 21st century modernism. There are swans in the water and bicycles everywhere, trees and parks around every other corner, The hotel room we stayed in was large and clean, the bathroom was small but much better than Paris. The only problem was the We didn't stay long enough in Lucerne. Our two days went by very quickly, we ate very nice breakfasts at the hotel buffet (eating enough not to be hungry for lunch), dinner was picturesque and a little on the expensive side, but well worth it.

Dani coaxed me into taking the tour to Mount Pilatus (part of the Alps). A boat ride from Lucerne to the steepest cogwheel train took 90 minutes. But we got heaps of scenic photos which we will be boring you with once we return. The cogwheel train took us up to the top of Pilatus, which was covered in white fog and cold. My shortness of breathe told me that we were higher than i'd expected. We looked around as much as possible, before jumping on the cable car back to Kreins, then a bus back to the hotel. We had left at 1 and were back by 6, (Pretty good for half a day) and found more than a dozen bicycle racing teams had taken residence along the roads of Lucerne. We explored the streets, dodging the spectators and musicians who had turned up for another festival. Can't go wrong with Lucerne.

FLORENCE
The 24th of August, my birthday (thats for the txt msgs guys), was spent on the train. Almost all day on the train, from Lucerne to Arth Goldau, then Milan, then finally Florence. We checking into the hotel strainght away. And it struck me pretty quickly how good Lucerne was.

Let me compare them; Paris is full of culture (but so is Sydney- just a different kind), fashion sucks balls, food is ok. The clothes were better in Lucerne and Florence than Paris. (i picked up a few things in Lucerne). We were spoilt for food in Lucerne, so neither Paris or Florence can compare. Though Florence does have numerous places selling gelato and cheap pizza. Florence has small streets covered in dirt, hawkers trying to sell you things; " my friend, my friend- leather jacket for you!". Paris had the gypsies asking for money (not fun gypsies like in snatch), Lucerne has swans.

Today is a Saturday, our second day in Florence. We explored the streets yesterday, past the Duomo, visited Ponte Vecchio and had pasta in a little restaurant near our hotel. Our hotel is rather good (though the breakfast buffet is meager), Large room with a bathroom that has a bath, shower hose, toilet and something that looks like a foot bath sitting next to the toilet... and its not a bidet.

This morning we got up early, endured another breakfast and beat the lines to see David (uppercase 'D'). The one thing with Florence is that it is the home to student artists. And piazza (place) has a couple of statues by students or the students themselves painting and drawing. So it is easy to spot a david (lowercase 'd'). But you havnt seen David until you see the real thing. It is very tall, but it is beautiful. (thats the last time i call a guy beautiful). And the crowds that are usually noisy all go quiet when they see David standing there and all his (meager) glory.

It has taken me 50 minutes to write, and i have ten minutes left. We found a laundromat and did out washing, since the hotel was charging multiple euros per garment.

One thing before i sign off; I've met coffee with mixed reactions, here in Europe. Mostly good, better than Australia, (Parisian take away comes in plastic cups?!) but coffee in Lucerne will need to be imported once i get the holiday house erected. Also, tv over here is different. Most shoes are dubbed and its only now i realise how much the sound of a voice makes a character... the italian simpsons is horrid, and the nanny has a soft sultary voice which would mean that half the jokes dont make sense. They do have MTV, american shows, not dubbed, though english pimp-my-ride was on an old camping bus, italian pimp-my-wheels was a motor bike and the german pimp-my-ride was on a bicycle.

Tonight is the last night here, we leave for Rome tomorrow where we join the Kamuka Tour that will takes us around central Europe.
And with a few minutes left, i bid you Ciao.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Soccer

I have forgotten to mention that i recieved a txt msg from drew, we won our indoor soccer comp! Well done guys!
(And i just found an option to change the keyboard to english. razzem-frazzem)

PARIS

We're back at the same internet cafe, but i'm on a french keyboard with a clunky space-bar so its taking me longer than i'd like. Last time i forget to mention as an aside that the guy running the internet cafe was watching a dubed Malcom in the middle- not as funny in french. At the moment he's running french toilet paper ads.

After i last posted the three of us went in search of lunch, but got caught in the rain, which has become a familiar re-occurance.

SATURDAY
We spent saturday strolling up the Champs Elysee; thats from the Lourve to the Arc de triomph, then set off for the Eiffel tower. It was packed, so we took a few dozen photos and headed back to the hotel via public transport. After a relaxed afternoon and a three-course meal, we took the underground metro back to the tower. Since it doesn't get dark until 8.30-ish we lost track of the time and got to the tower around 9. After 700+ stairs, a few long queues and 2 hours of waiting we reached the top of the tower.

The trip down was much quicker, and we headed for the metro at 12.30. The parisian underground isn't as well organised as the Tube, so we had to take a train south-east, before going north again... and found our connecting train had stopped running. No matter, we'll catch another train at the next stop south-east. Once there we were informed by a large red tv screen that all trains have now stopped running altogether. At this point its around 1.30am. Not a problem though, we'll just catch a taxi. After navigating our way out of the station we reach the front of the station. Only to find the doors locked and no one around. Its 1.30am and we're locked in a train station, exhausted after a long day of walking and climbing stairs.

At this point two french girls jump the gates and find themselves in the same predicament. They're able to call the cops, who call the train authority and they come to let us out. The girls then hail a taxis and tell the driver where to take us so the driver won't take the scenic route. At 2.30am we finally fall into bed.

SUNDAY
We wake up late on Sunday, missing breakfast, so we alter our plans and head for the Lourve. Which is only a few minutes walk from the hotel and pick up a pastry and coffee on the way. 4 hours of navigating the Lourve we gain an appreciation of the artists that have made such an impact on the art world today. We also had a little fun imitating a few of the statues.

After a late lunch we retired back to our hotel, tired from the museum and the previous night. By 8 we decide to grab a bite, only realising then why most of the food shops and clothes stores are closed; its sunday, market day. And by now, they're also closed. Infact, our plans for Monday change since we realise that the attractions we were planning to see are open late Sunday and closed all day Monday.
We finally headed off to find a creperie in st. Germain- a very nice creperie- before hitting the hay.

MONDAY - last day in Paris.
After packing, and since the shops are open again and the attractions are closed, we headed for the department stores and french fashion; which i become unimpressed with. Finally heading to the supermarket we grab a baguette, camembert, salami and head to the park for a picnic- one close to the internet cafe.

Tonight sees Dani and I part company with Kath after visiting Sacre Coeur and the Moulin Rouge , then taking an over-nighter to Lucerne, Switzerland.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Sydney - London - Paris

We finally left Sydney, not as much security as i'd thought. The actual flight was a pleasant surprise; the food was pretty good, the inflight entertainment was very good (tv and movies on demand) and dani and i were able to sleep a little.
So after 20 something hours, a few movies (16 blocks, thankyou for smoking, mission impossible 3), the whole second season of the office, a few episodes of Little Britain (thats all i could take), a few episodes of Kath and Kim and a short stop in Bangkok we landed in London.

It was around 7.30 am and we were both feral (Dani says otherwise). We navigated the Underground, which wasn't at peak performance, and ended up at Waterloo waiting for the Eurostar at the only cheap place with seats; Hungry Jacks. Just a tip, at this point: Buy your Eurostar ticket early, online or take a plane. We payed too much for our tickets.

Finally on the Eurostar to Paris, we got to see some of the English countryside (expansive), aswell as tyical english houses and backyards (quaint). At this point i fell asleep.

More than two hours later the train pulled into Paris. Navigating the Paris Metro is considerably harder. Dani put her french language skills to the test, and bought our tickets in English (though she has been doing a fantastic job since), and my first taste of the french streets was at Pont Neuf. We crossed the Seine and found our little hotel (taking the scenic route) and were very impressed with the position. Dani worked very hard to book our rooms. We are sharing a room with Kath (One of Dani's good friends); two beds (single and double) in a reasonable room (which has great character), with a small shower and small basin, Enormous view. Getting to the toilet is a little adventure unto itself. Breakfast was free and included a baguette with jam and tea.

Our first day of being a tourist includes a visit to the Notre Dame Cathedral (which is just down the road on our island), and a stroll along the Seine. We explored a few backroads and picked up a chocolate croissant (nothing special yet) and found Les Halles (gardens) and a small internet place by accident.

Almost time for lunch so we better go.
Au revior

Monday, August 14, 2006

T-minus 1 day- hand luggage

QANTAS has finally updated their baggage information. Or i just couldn't find it last time i had a look. In Summary; your only allowed a one small backpack, no liquids except a small amount of medicine, or baby food and milk. Electrical equipment is allowed, though it will most likely be examined. And we may be touched up- i mean pat down, and our shoes may be X-rayed. I wonder if they'll x-ray my thongs.

T-minus 1 day- inflights

Another inflight movie i'm wondering about is United 93. That and Snakes on a plane, (previously mentioned). Would they really show them as inflight movies?

Sunday, August 13, 2006

T-minus 2 days

By now you should've seen on the news the big hoo-ha about carry-on luggage. Its not the plastic bag thing that annoys me, its the lack of stuff we can take on board to keep us occupied.
Our first leg appears to be a non-stop from Sydney to Heathrow. I say appears, because our tickets don't actually say anything about stopping for refueling.
I'm just hoping that the inflight movies aren't going to be really really bad. How many times can you watch a naked Owen Wilson running around with a burning house behind him?
I also saw an ad for 'snakes on a plane'... i wonder if they'd really dare show that.

In other news we won our semis in indoor soccer. A rather convincing 4-1. (or was it 3-1)
Meh. Either way Grand final is next sunday, at which time i'll be in Paris. Good luck guys!

EDIT: had a little poke around regarding hand-luggage, British Airways and Qantas have are no help. But the Age says that going into London from Sydney we'll be restriction free. I still need to give someone a call... either QANTAS or Sydney Airport just to confirm, but it seems ok- for now.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

T-minus 5 days

Its been a while since i thought about posting. Even now i start a sentence and halfway through i consider closing the window.
Hitting the publish button actually means i've gotta go through with it.

A lot has happened in the last eight or so months of not posting;
Haven't played poker, a couple of our close friends moved out to wee waa, two couples got engaged, i joined the gym, won our division in basketball, then got bumped up a division and lost all but one game (battle for the wooden spoon will be played while we're away), joined an indoor soccer team with a couple of star players (once again, finals while we're away), The Lyrical Madmen disbanded, Dani and i moved into her parent's place while we save some money, celebrated two years of being married, bought a digital SLR and a sexy black ipod video, and planned our trip- (which is why i thought about posting again).

And now, its 6 days till we go to Europe.

I have a few misconceptions that i know are most likely wrong, a few that are right and a few that i have no idea about... I'll let you decide what is what;
- our dollar sucks balls compared to the Euro... things will be expensive,
- the plane trips will be fun (thats australia to england, people)
- our accomodation is quaint, picturesque and cheap... (read tiny room, single window and no bathroom)
- pickpokets are everywhere
- i won't get tired of cathedrals
- i'm going to be tired
- gastrically speaking, i'll be in turmoil
- going to have fun typing on a french keyboard
- pickpokets again
- i'll be blogging with photos and multimedia experiences every second day (more like a sentence here or there once a week- though i will try)

i'll leave you to your musings